try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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