yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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