You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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