When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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