therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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