So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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