im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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