Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So much Jack, so little girl.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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