he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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