how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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