He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
