and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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