I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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