I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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