So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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