Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
