Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
