i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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