Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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