i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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