The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???