Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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