If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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