i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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