god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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