we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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