Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Success! We fucked roommates!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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