Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
