You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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