I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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