Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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