I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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