its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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