We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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