Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
This baby is an asshole
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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