so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
