what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
that is very illegal...i love you.
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