There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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