i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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