You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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