I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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