I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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