so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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