drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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