Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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