Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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