Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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