I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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