he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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