I'm going to jail i love you
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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