She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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