8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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