I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
